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by Tommy Gimler Holy big belly of blubber, Batman! From the looks of it, Chipper Jones had no problem finding food and drink this offseason. Jones likes to talk about how last season’s collapse has...
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by Tommy Gimler It’s never a good sign when the ace of your pitching staff gets a concussion driving to the first day of spring training. If Tommy Hanson needs a nickname, we have one for him: Mr....
View ArticleStuds and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler The wildest week of the year so far featured two walk-off grand slams on the same day, the history-making Orioles of Baltimore, and if you haven’t heard about Josh Hamilton, then...
View ArticleThe Atlanta Braves Are Hotter Than Your Best Friend’s Hot Mom Scissoring Your...
by Tommy Gimler The Atlanta Braves might celebrate their home runs like a couple of Midtown gays, but they haven’t lost since July 25th. Atlanta has won 13 consecutive ball games, the longest winning...
View ArticleEvan Gattis Hit A Marlins “Fan” In His Cock And Balls Last Night
by Tommy Gimler Lost somewhere between the benches clearing in last night’s Marlins/Braves game and the fact that people actually showed up to watch this game was the fact that Atlanta’s rookie...
View ArticleThe Atlanta Braves Need To Knock This Shit Off
by Tommy Gimler Who in the fuck do the Atlanta Braves think they are? Sure, Milwaukee’s Carlos Gomez is a human pile of pig shit who is long, and I mean Lexington Steele long, overdue for a proper ass...
View ArticleDUD Commentary: The Atlanta Braves Once Again Prove That They Are Indeed A...
by Tommy Gimler Odds are if you are at least 25 years old, you have seen your favorite Major League Baseball team play their home games in one if not two stadiums. But if you are a twenty-something...
View ArticleOn The 40th Anniversary Of His 715th Home Run, Hank Aaron Decided To Compare...
by Frank Rhombus The Atlanta Braves are no strangers to freedom of expression. I mean, they throw it in our faces everyday by winning games despite filling their roster with turds like B.J. Upton,...
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Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro. Check it out, bro. It’s no cricket, but this silly game of...
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